Tuesday, August 27, 2024

tweets

Not joining the fediverse
I think citronella candles are my new obsession. Did someone say “the flame's subtle flicker has cast a magical glow upon my picnic”? With a side of pest control?!?! 

People in their 20s have my permission to thrive 


Locking in for the next few months to do something arguably random but actually chosen for me 


Unfortunately when i put “the only people for me are the mad ones” in my facebook quotes section when i was 17 i was being fr


Is it perhaps gauche that my favorite hymns are from the 20th century? Yes. But it’s also that rarest of things … indie … 


Free dinner party conversation starter: How would you react to being thrown in jail for life


Me writing alt lit: “…… …….. ………….. ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… supine …………… …… … …… ………… …… … …… …… ……… …… ….”


In alt lit 1.0 supine means you’re high on the couch 


In alt lit 2.0 supine means you’re in contemplative prayer 


He’s got that over-educated anti-rizz


If she hasn’t broken her hip, forget about it 

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